Greg and the Giant Pizza

Greg was feeling like pizza tonight, so we decided to check out our favourite donair place. Their name is Pizza King & Kebab House, so we figured they had to be good. (Plus, their donairs, or kebabs as they’re known as here, are amazing.)

We went for #29 – cheese, beef, ham, donair/kebab meat, pepperoni, sausage and bacon. Greg, feeling like a lot of pizza, goes “I’m feeling like a lot of pizza,” and orders the 60×60.

The box is massive, and we get it home and set it on our table. It’s the size of our table. There’s maybe an inch to spare around it.

Greg is pleased.


This is the face of a man who is about to see how much pizza he can consume.

“I will surpass God.”  – Greg Loudon, 2017

He digs in.


I do as well. I’m not normally fond of pizza, but I have to admit, this was pretty great. I’d recommend it for sure.

One slice was my limit though. Greg?


He kept going.


This is the face of a man on a mission.


Annnnnd this is the face of a man accepting defeat. A wise man knows when he’s had enough.

“It may be possible that I didn’t think this through.” – Greg Loudon, 2017


Now we just have to figure out how to get the leftovers into our tiny fridge.


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